Crewneck Sweatshirt — "I Did Not Consent To Adulting"
Crewneck Sweatshirt — "I Did Not Consent To Adulting"
Because no one warned us it would be like this.
Bills. Emails. Taxes. Appointments.
At what point did we agree to any of this?
“I Did Not Consent To Adulting!!!” is the perfect sarcastic statement piece for anyone who feels personally attacked by responsibilities. Bold serif typography on a clean black background gives it a minimalist, slightly dramatic aesthetic that makes the humor hit harder.
Simple. Direct. Painfully relatable.
Product features
- Embroidered chest text and optional wrist embroidery for a subtle, handcrafted look
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for soft warmth and structure
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability and a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs retain shape; gray tear-away label prevents itchiness
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean