Sarcasm Is My Cardio… So Get Ready - Hoodie
Sarcasm Is My Cardio… So Get Ready - Hoodie
Slip into a soft, roomy hoodie that speaks your truth before you even open your mouth. For the ones who burn calories with comebacks. “Sarcasm Is My Cardio… So Get Ready” isn’t just a mood—it’s a lifestyle. Equal parts sass and confidence, it’s made for those who don’t just walk into a room—they deliver punchlines. This cozy sweatshirt carries a sly, deadpan message across the chest — short, sharp, and very readable — so you can stroll into a coffee shop, a study session, or a weekend errand with low-key attitude. The pouch pocket and double-lined hood add everyday comfort, while the clean white backdrop makes the black text pop for an effortlessly minimalist look. Wear it when you want warmth, a little sarcasm, and the kind of quiet confidence that doesn’t need to shout.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth, durability, and excellent print quality
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and hold small items
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for adjustable coverage
- Classic fit with no side seams and tear-away label for comfort
- DTG/DTF-ready construction with optional embroidery or sleeve prints available
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean