I Did Not Consent To Adulting - Hoodie
Because no one warned us it would be like this.
Bills. Emails. Taxes. Appointments.
At what point did we agree to any of this?
“I Did Not Consent To Adulting!!!” is the perfect sarcastic statement piece for anyone who feels personally attacked by responsibilities. Bold serif typography on a clean black background gives it a minimalist, slightly dramatic aesthetic that makes the humor hit harder.
Simple. Direct. Painfully relatable.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-weight fabric (8 oz) for warmth and softness
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and spacious kangaroo pocket
- Chest embroidery with options for additional embroidered placements or DTF prints on sleeves/wrists
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and compliance with safety and chemical standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean